a term used to greet friends in a fun kind of way, using a funny canadian accent is fun too...
after a while people will start to copy you and you will have to stop saying for a while, then you can start saying it again after it isnt as...annoyingly repeative...
What you say when you see jailbate, or what you say to a girl you're hitting on and you want her to know you think she looks hot (or like jailbate).
Example 1: Girl in a bar leaning over the jukebox with her yah-yahs hanging out, guy walks up, obviously looking at them "Ello Poppet." Then makes eye contact and smiles "Can I buy you a drink?"
Example 2: Pennywise the Clown, driving in a beater van notices the girls volleyball team waiting for a ride and flips a bitch. "Ello Poppet!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.