KC and Elka are two famous podcasters from Albuqueerque, New Mexico. Their podcast is called 'The Planet: The Podcast for L Word fans'. On the podcasts they discuss The L Word, their every day life, and everything else that comes to mind.
Alot of the KC and Elka fans, also known as kelkians, communicate with each other on The Planet Forum. Their fans are known to be very dedicated, and maybeeven a little obsessed at times.
Kelkian1: Jesus fucked my unicorn in the neckhole.
Kelkian2: Wait, where have I heard that before?
Kelkian1: That is a famous quote of KC and Elka.
Kelkian2: Right, so do you listen to the Planet Podcast too?
Kelkian1: I'm a member of the Kelkian Army, so yes.
Kelkian2: Let's call the Kelka Hotline!
A super funny, spontaneous, and trustworthy person. Elaras are always up for adventures and can never turn down a cool opportunity. Usually very creative and artistic. Likes animals a lot.
"She's so freaking Elara"
"Wtf man who uses someones name to describe someone else that weird and doesn't even make sense what"
"Shut up"
Elnara is the prettiest girl you'll ever meet, she is kind and loving, but she can often be stubborn too and she will never admit that she was wrong. If you betray her she won't trust you ever again. Elnara knows everything, so don't try and tell her lies, because she always knows the truth And if you hurt her family or her friends she will hurt you too. Be careful around a Elnara.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.