elizalolz, a very homosexual person indeed. this individual is a resident in the homes of sptwt. in long terms, south park twitter. he currently has 258 followers at the moment. xe often spends most of their day in its habitat, interacting with other south parkies and bullying one known as “happybottles”. forcing “happybottles” to become a fellow south parkian, and become one with the deep dark pits of hell known as the south park community and or fandom. it also is very homosexual, as written in the 4th letter of this paragraph. but they deny it nonetheless, and say that they’re — infact, “not gay”, although this is clear bullshit. if you ever want to catch elizalolz and get her out of hiding, simply use a coke bottle (the soda) as bait. it is his favorite treat.
by happybottles April 11, 2023