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Eli<3
Eli is the best person and boyfriend in the whole world. They will play Genshin Impact like a professional, but will probably deny it. He'll give you bottle tabs and rings because he doesn't know how to show their affection. They get flustered whenever you give them physical affection and blushes whenever he is gifted something. They love anime, drawing, taking care of his siblings and isn't a fan of big gatherings or crowds. When you hold hands with him he'll hold onto you and squeeze your hand that'll make you implode mentally with love, but when you first meet him you'll think he's a quiet, self kept person. But when you get to know him, he shows so much that you could read him like a book. Their smile is everything you need and could ever ask for. He's truly someone you'd give your life for and kiss him whenever you get the chance.❤
Eli<3 by XANDER!!<3 April 18, 2022
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