elfrieda

When driving along a road and you notice some fresh cowpatties, you pull over, stop the car, get out, take your shoes off, and step in the cowpattie because you like the way it feels when it squishes in between your toes.

boyfriend: everytime she comes home, she smells like manure.
concerned friend: think she elfriedas?
boyfriend: man I hope not, that's disgusting.

by Peter April 16, 2004

elfreda

Female name. The best person you will ever meet. Fact.

Elfreda is sexy

by Tony.The.Prawn November 22, 2021

Elfrida

A tiny town next-door to the middle of nowhere. Population consists of many corn fields, a bunch of cows, and the occasional farmer. Home of Valley Union, the most excitement the town sees is the football games, which have an attendance between 10 and 25 people.
There are no traffic lights and a traffic jam is four cars stuck behind a tractor.

"Did you pass through Elfrida on your way south?"
"What's an Elfrida?"

by Hornswaggler_2006 October 23, 2011

Elfriede

Elfriede is the most beautiful girl in the world. She is very cute, smart and extremely creative with most things related to art.One of her biggest secrets although, is that she is wanted by the P.O.N because she is the biggest nini out there. The one that she has chosen is very lucky indeed

Elfriede is a nini

by Ninini2 November 20, 2021

Elfriede Henriette

Elfriede Henriette is the best friend you could possibly get. She truly cares about you and wants to know what you're up to.
She is extremely beautiful, intelligent and great at deep talk even tho she is very self critical. Everyone should try to get a Elfriede Henriette in his life just to have someone who you can give all your love.

Elfriede Henriette: Hey whats on your mind? Is everything ok?

You: *get a save place to talk about your thoughts and feelings*

by I wanna marry ur cat November 21, 2021