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elfreda by Tony.The.Prawn November 22, 2021
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Elfrida
A tiny town next-door to the middle of nowhere. Population consists of many corn fields, a bunch of cows, and the occasional farmer. Home of Valley Union, the most excitement the town sees is the football games, which have an attendance between 10 and 25 people.
There are no traffic lights and a traffic jam is four cars stuck behind a tractor.
There are no traffic lights and a traffic jam is four cars stuck behind a tractor.
Elfrida by Hornswaggler_2006 October 23, 2011
elfrieda
When driving along a road and you notice some fresh cowpatties, you pull over, stop the car, get out, take your shoes off, and step in the cowpattie because you like the way it feels when it squishes in between your toes.
boyfriend: everytime she comes home, she smells like manure.
concerned friend: think she elfriedas?
boyfriend: man I hope not, that's disgusting.
concerned friend: think she elfriedas?
boyfriend: man I hope not, that's disgusting.
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.