A tiny town next-door to the middle of nowhere. Population consists of many corn fields, a bunch of cows, and the occasional farmer. Home of Valley Union, the most excitement the town sees is the football games, which have an attendance between 10 and 25 people.
There are no traffic lights and a traffic jam is four cars stuck behind a tractor.

"Did you pass through Elfrida on your way south?"
"What's an Elfrida?"

Elfrida by Hornswaggler_2006 October 23, 2011

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When driving along a road and you notice some fresh cowpatties, you pull over, stop the car, get out, take your shoes off, and step in the cowpattie because you like the way it feels when it squishes in between your toes.

boyfriend: everytime she comes home, she smells like manure.
concerned friend: think she elfriedas?
boyfriend: man I hope not, that's disgusting.

elfrieda by Peter April 16, 2004

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