elfreda 

Female name. The best person you will ever meet. Fact.

Elfreda is sexy

elfreda by Tony.The.Prawn November 22, 2021

elfrede

She is a powerful woman, even if her name did go out of fashion in the middle ages. Beautiful and loves adventure.

Elfrede is so Inspiring.

elfrede by L_b151 February 23, 2021

Elfred 

Is the best husband in the world. His son is Elfredo and his daughter is Elfred Jr.

Elfred is the most loving husband any woman could ask for

Elfred by marthapirate November 28, 2012

Elfrida

A tiny town next-door to the middle of nowhere. Population consists of many corn fields, a bunch of cows, and the occasional farmer. Home of Valley Union, the most excitement the town sees is the football games, which have an attendance between 10 and 25 people.
There are no traffic lights and a traffic jam is four cars stuck behind a tractor.

"Did you pass through Elfrida on your way south?"
"What's an Elfrida?"

Elfrida by Hornswaggler_2006 October 23, 2011

elfrieda

When driving along a road and you notice some fresh cowpatties, you pull over, stop the car, get out, take your shoes off, and step in the cowpattie because you like the way it feels when it squishes in between your toes.

boyfriend: everytime she comes home, she smells like manure.
concerned friend: think she elfriedas?
boyfriend: man I hope not, that's disgusting.

elfrieda by Peter April 16, 2004