Elevated surfaces

The surface intoxicated females dance on at parties such as tables, counters, pool tables etc.

Frat boy1: “she was dancing on the table all night”

Frat boy2:”yeah bitches love their elevated surfaces”

by Dankiest dictionary October 1, 2018

Elevated Surfaces

Usually at social gatherings, The alpha male of the group presents himself on an elevated surface to scope out the surroundings. Ensure group safety. A god of the sorts.

Check out Chad! He’s on an Elevated Surface, how cool is that?! Elevated Surfaces are so cool.

by TheGainzLord October 6, 2022