Elai is a guy, and the type of dude whos eh I'd say around 5"11 large dick and hairy ballsack, handsome, gets all the bitches And niggas call him "Mr.bitches" with anyone who has this very unique name is told to be great at many things too!
Girl#1 "Oh I wish Elai can just pick me up throw me on the bed and just start pounding me"
Girl#2 "oh yeahhh, I heard he has a 10 inch dick soft"
Elai is a thick boy but doesn’t show it off. He is one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet but doesn’t get girls cause he is too nice. He is good looking but insecure bout himself. He got straight swaggy swag but doesn’t flex. He’s loyal, honest and protective.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*