eelezy 

Eelezy is the shortest being to exist on this planet. He has a problem with fat hands and burning things. He doesn't tend to have things going his ways , so he sells stuff that makes him upset. For instance, when Eelezys bike breaks he threatens to sell his amazing bike. Side note: the species of the Eelezy tends to be allergic to pinecones.

Eelezy will sell his bike and he knows he will.

eelezy by eelezy April 21, 2021

Eeezy

.....not to be confused with easy.
The name for your hot sexy bby mama.
Great at sexting, and air dries frequently.

1.

"Dude the other day I caught my bby mama pulling an eeezy."

"What do you mean?"
"I came home and she was air drying."

2.
"Man your bby mama is an eeezy!"

Eeezy by KAR_in-a October 4, 2009

eklezy 

A car salesmen who likes rollin' spliffs and smoking LOUD. Also loves big booty bitches.

You need a new whip? Go see my boy eklezy.

eklezy by JDbuckets89 September 3, 2015