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the term "eirts" often refers to when a drunken pedophile mistypes "tits" in an attempt to see a minors cleavage. mostly used by spacebuilder when he decides he is bored and would like to groom some children, or by brick hill users to mock his stupidity.
show me ur eirts
please eirts pls
give me eirts
eirts by Gwabba April 20, 2022
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eirts • Eiresexual • eirisdalys • Eirish • eihtsics • eiress • eiresux • eirls • EirnShallow • Eirsa

eirts 

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Eirts is alternative meaning to tits. Often being used when spacebuilder is asking for 14 years old eirts.
EIRTS PLEASE
Please send me eirts pictures
Show me your eirts
eirts by DevPoxels April 18, 2022

Eirish 

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A couple that draws you to them because of their charisma. Charming like devils, with hearts of gold like angels. Completely cool, super funny, all smiles all the time. Intelligent, conversational, always ready to exchange clever banter. Don't be surprised if they challenge you to a round or two of Scrabble to match wits.

Down to earth, giving, and loyal to their friends. Will often hosts parties to keep everyone in good cheer. But beware, you will often be requested to go along with outlandish themes, right down to your attire. To know a couple like this, makes you want to be a similar relationship yourself.
Q: Do you know Ian & Jenna?
A: Yeah, I love hanging out with them, they're so eirish.
Eirish by TheWickers July 11, 2010
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EirnShallow 

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Someone who doesn't say the nword in class.

Opposite of Eirndeep

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EirnShallow a real one unlike Eirndeep
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Eiresexual 

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(Air-re-sex-ual)
Someone who is sexually attrached to Irish people, or people who have Irish heritage

Or attrached to leprechauns
Everytime I here an Irish accent I get turned on!
I think I am an eiresexual
Eiresexual by emmamarks101 July 8, 2017
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eirisdalys 

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the most amazing heart warming caring sister youve ever met. if there is a afterlife u would want her to be ur sister again the realest one the best of the best ur bff ur bffl the best AMAZING MWAH I LOVE U
DAMN I NEED MY SELF A EIRISDALYSSS
eirisdalys by Lemongirl June 1, 2022
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proper lad 

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan 

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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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womp 

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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Poggers 

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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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