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Einstiens Mustache 

When you cum on a girls upper lip while she is sleeping and then stick white cat/dog hair in it so she wakes up with a mustache and solves the "theory of relativity"
I thought she was just Italian, then I realized someone gave her an einstiens mustache after the frat party last night

Benjamin Einstein 

What you would call a stupid person to make them feel better about themselves.
Albert said, "Yeah I told him he was a regular Benjamin Einstein. He got a big smile on his face and thanked me."
Thomas said laughing, "So did he really think gluing lube to his hand would allow him to masturbate anywhere?"
"Think it! He had already done it!"
"hahahaha"

dirty einstein 

when a guy fucks himself in the ass...
After I divorced Gina, I figured out how to dirty einstein and voila!
dirty einstein by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013

einsteining 

I can't talk now, I'm einsteining. I have a big test tomorrow.
einsteining by Jesse Moyer April 11, 2007

einsteinian 

when someone from yo hood got a big Ass brain, even bigger than Einstein himself
Person 1: Homie that shawty booty fat!

Person 2: You could almost say it's voluptuous.

Person 1: Homie u Einsteinian!!!
einsteinian by bhoneless June 24, 2021

Little Einsteins 

The kids show that freaking everyone now knows the theme song to.the show teaches young kids about classical musicians in a way kids enjoy.
Guy 1:ugh what is the deal with the little Einsteins theme song?no one will remember it in like a week
Guy 2:nah bruh!little Einsteins is fire!
Guy 1:ugh
Little Einsteins by SomeIrishguy February 28, 2015