Einstiens

Refering to reading glasses; originating from the Bay Area, coined by E-40

When I'm not at the spot, I put down my stunnas, and put on my Einstiens.

by Fewkus January 15, 2009

Little Einstien

A term used to describe a man's penis that has difficulties reaching an erection. Or another name for a small penis.

I hate my Little Einstien!
He had a Little Einstien...so I walked out.

by Catzz01 March 2, 2015

Einstiens Mustache

When you cum on a girls upper lip while she is sleeping and then stick white cat/dog hair in it so she wakes up with a mustache and solves the "theory of relativity"

I thought she was just Italian, then I realized someone gave her an einstiens mustache after the frat party last night

by Dr Jager Dave June 10, 2010