ehport

hot human who is the best person on earth because i love her so much i am making this pls no police at my door

ehport you are very hot today (i hope u see this, my love)

by rights July 16, 2018

professional esports player

One with a particularly strong virginity shield who is often allergic to women. Professional esports players are hard to come by in public since they spend all their hours cooped in their coom cave. Although, when one is forced into society, they can be spotted due to their lack of hygiene. Traces like cum stains, strong BO, or Dorito dust are defining traits in a professional esports player.

a: Why is Michael having a seizure after grazing Suzy's elbow?
b: Oh he is a professional esports player.

by frggerz September 14, 2020

esports player

Word for a closeted pedophile.

If you see someone who claims to be an esports player notify the proper authorities immediately [phone]

by frggerz September 14, 2020

esportZje

1. new pc to start your carrier in dead game
2. all the people who played this game on somewhat better level are already gone
3. hype the return for 17 times in your close online friend circle

Zje :Yo, mi casa su casa grunex o páté, eSuba isportz sledovačka
Zohan: Mě,sem,sak
Masr: zje? esportzje

by Haharinyfanclubdiscord May 10, 2021

Exportant

When something is exportant, it give the significance to something else.

Important items bring the significance to themselves, as an import is brought to the country. Exportant items are like exports; they are given elsewhere.

Band class in middle school is not important at all, but it is exportant, however. It shows how significant the high school band is.

by N@y July 3, 2012

Esports Ready

Esports ready: A term used in the gaming community. Meaning a game is fully optimized and ready for competitive play on a grand stage. Typically used in a derogatory sense, or ironically, to make fun of a game that is poorly optimized and buggy.

Classic: This game is fucking awesome, we "Esports Ready" boys.

New: Did you guys see my pirate ship fly into outer space after being hit? "Esports Ready" by the way.

by Pantallicus January 26, 2019

Export English

To speak in a very slow manner so those with limited understanding of English can understand you better. Used extensively in conversations with foreigners whilst working abroad or in discussions with those new to the United Kingdom from say India. Also involves the use of simple words in simply constructed sentences. First expressed by Sir Alan Sugar on The Apprentice.

'W H A T, D O, Y O U, T H I N K, A B O U T, T H A T, I D E A, ?' followed by a nod (or waggle) of the head from the other party and my immediate response ' N O, T H A T, W A S, A, Q U E S T I O N, I, A M, S P E A K I N G, I N, EXPORT ENGLISH, S O, Y O U, C A N, U N D E R S T A N D, M E.

by TwoBlonds September 6, 2012