ehlwood 

Elwood is a long neck skinny giraffe mud drinking Honduran who lives in RV surrounded by rednecks and lives off of other people's food stamps

You dirty ehlwood

ehlwood by Alee m8 June 18, 2018

Elwood 

the name of the best musician you'll ever meet. also the future president. great accent, even better laugh.

GOD i wish i were elwood he's so cool and handsome

Elwood by granny lau February 22, 2022

Elwood 

A very rare and exotic name

He's an Elwood for sure

Elwood by ElPinkEye January 14, 2017

elwood indiana 

A small town in indiana mixed with meth heads and other various form of tweakers to old folk to the notorious daddy's money farm kids visiting from tipton where's there's nothing to fucking do

You smell that, yeah that chemical smell is someone cooking meth, it's how you know you're in elwood indiana

elwood indiana by Pukeandrally January 5, 2017

Ellwood City 

Located bout 45 minutes out side of Pixburgh. Ellwood is not very city like, but compared to the farm land surrounding it, it retains a city like quality. It consists mainly of Italians and natives who talk Pittsburghese. There is also a pizza shop, bar, and church located on every corner block.

We'll go to Pizza Joe's on main street before we go to mass and afterwards meet everyone at Big Dawg's bar for wing night.

Ellwood City by Emily Show February 25, 2005

elwood, illinois 

The only thing Elwood has to offer is the ability to see just how screwing your cousin can end up. The whole town is related to each other before the wedding took place.

That kid must be from Elwood, Illinois. You can tell his parents are blood relatives.

elwood, illinois by Deanieboys23 May 18, 2017

Elwood 

1. A very small school district in New York. Nothing really of interest.
2. Boring
3. "The worst fucking place to grow up"
4. Home of the Cole train

1.
Person 1 "Yeah I'm from Elwood."
Person 2 "Where the hell is that?"
Person 1 "You know harborfields?"
Person 2 "Yeah"
Person 1 "Its near there"
Person 2 "Oh ok."

2.
Person 1 "Hey lets go do something"
Person 2 "Like what? This is Elwood, theres nothing to do!"

3. "Man Elwood sucks!"

4. "Oh shit, now you fucked up. the Cole trains coming!"

Elwood by Tycho U. Brahe January 14, 2009