eggslax

The sudden, involuntary, rapid emptying of one's bowels after eating too many eggs.

<egg eater> I'm about to bingo stamp my underwear in a very big way if I don't find a restroom.
<meat eater> Was it something you ate?
<grain eater> He's got a bad case of eggslax!

by Mark Shackelford May 31, 2007

Eggsaxly

The alternative word for exactly with a little bit of eggs and jazz mixed in.

Quumbus: So, you know how to cook eggs and play saxophone at the same time?

Lucas: Eggsaxly.

by LucasWolf November 12, 2018