eggcunt

a term that well expresses a man with a limp dick.

Oh yeah, he was an eggcunt again tonight.

by Kimsthegreatestgirleverrr June 11, 2010

easter egg cunt

When a man attends Easter Sunday mass, (most often against his will by force of family, significant other etc.) he will quickly become incredibly disinterested and will look elsewhere to pass the time. It is at this moment that he realizes all the female parishioners dressing in their " Easter Sunday best" (i.e. dressing as promiscuously as possible despite the irony of attending church). It is important to note that this is one of the first times all year where the temperature permits the wearing of scantily clad clothing. After this phenomenon has been noted by the male, he will then begin to seek out the best looking women among the parish whom are dressed slutty as fuck, and begin to daydream about fucking the shit out of them. It is by this, and only this process, that the man is able to maintain his sanity during the mass. In some cases, the male might even take mental images for his spank bank.

Mike 1: Easter's coming up man, my lady's gonna make me go to church. Shit.

Mike 2: At least you have the easter egg cunt to look forward to!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 14, 2017

Brick-Hill egghunt 2021

Brickhill egg hunt 2021 is an egg hunt that will never happen because we are in the middle of April and past easter by a whole week

if it does happen im sorry.

i am doing Brick-Hill egghunt 2021

by TotallyNotJot April 10, 2021