Egg Salad Sandwich 

The loud noises emitted from an intense make out session. It resembles someone eating a messy egg salad sandwich. Usually related to slurping, sloshing, and lip smacking sounds.

John: Keep it down back there, it sounds like someone's munching on an egg salad sandwich!!!!

Corey: *slurp* Shut up john... *slurp*

Egg Salad Sandwich by Rodzilla7861 March 29, 2011

Egg Salad Sandwich 

(n) the product of ejaculating a hefty amount jizz on some broad's butthole with the intention of then rimming her out

Yo nigga, last night I made my girlfriend an egg salad sandwich, but then my dog got to it before I could...

Egg Salad Sandwich by RawsJoostin July 19, 2011

Egg Salad Sandwich 

A threesome with an ovulating chick.

Last night, Fred and Joe had an “Egg Salad Sandwich” with Alice

Egg Salad Sandwich by Kryzazy November 21, 2020

Egg Salad Sandwich 

Sexual intercourse involving 3 or 4 females. Two menstruating females grind their genitals together while the other/s perform oral stimulation on the first 2 females genitals and anus.

Hey Becky, thanks for inviting me over for that Egg Salad Sandwich with you and Jenna... Tasted great!!!

Egg Salad Sandwich by Flip-Flop November 13, 2022

Chinese Egg-salad sandwich

A person forcefully stuffs lettuce and croutons into a chicken’s ass. Then said person proceeds to stuff the chicken into the anal cavity of an anorexic dog. Proceed to fuck the nasal cavity of the dog while eating the salad out of the chicken.

Hey you wanna come over to my house tonight? We’re having a Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich.

Chinese Egg-salad sandwich by Shower_Shiter_Duo January 24, 2023

Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich

Step 1. Force lettuce tomatoes and croutons in to rectum of a Cock (male chicken)

Step 2. Forcefully shove the chicken starting at the head into the anal cavity of a small anorexic dog

Step 3. Orally fuck the left nasal cavity of the dog while simultaneously eating the salad out of the chicken’s ass

Yo you should come over to our house for dinner tonight, we’re having Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich

Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich by Shower_Shiter_Duo January 24, 2023