Hauss Bitches

Many attractive females. Also, what players get on a daily basis.

Steve: Hey jake what are you doin tonight?
Jake: Yo man i be gettin hauss bitches tonight!

by Rodzilla7861 February 22, 2011

Base God

Misheard lyric of Lil B. Also spelled basegod. It is actually Based God.

Joe: Oh yeah? Well I'm so base god. You should have seen the girls i was with last night.

Jerome: No. It's Based God. Lil B is gonna F**K your B***H for this.

by Rodzilla7861 January 06, 2011

Egg Salad Sandwich

The loud noises emitted from an intense make out session. It resembles someone eating a messy egg salad sandwich. Usually related to slurping, sloshing, and lip smacking sounds.

John: Keep it down back there, it sounds like someone's munching on an egg salad sandwich!!!!

Corey: *slurp* Shut up john... *slurp*

by Rodzilla7861 March 08, 2011