A type off ass on a woman which resembles sunny side up eggs jiggling on a plate. Also the type of shit you have after a long night of draft beer drinking.

Man 1: "gross look at that bitches ass."

Man 2: "I know you would figure she wouldn't wear spandex with that runny egg ass!"

Second definition:

Man 1: "dude I got so fucked up last night and today I'm shitting goo."

Man 2:"aww man you got runny egg ass!"

Man 1: "yea I need some toast cuz this tp isn't cutting it."

runny egg ass by toomanyumbrellas December 3, 2009

Related Words

egg run • runny egg ass • catch the runny egg • Runny Eggs • egg roll • egg salad • egg nog • egg beater • Egg Drop Soup • egg mcmuffin

Runny Egg

when a man ejaculates onto a skillet, or other hot cooking surface, and sears his semen on Medium High to High for anywhere from 2-4 minutes, until desired consistency is met. Upon which the resulting, runny-egg-like substance is then fed to his partner as an entree.

Kirsten gobbled up the runny egg I cooked for her last night.

Runny Egg by MyDogSkip August 3, 2010

Runny Egg

Where a man cracks an egg and pors the yolk down a Womens Vag, He then sticks his finger in her and Sters and swishes it around as fast as he can until the women is moaning very loud and squirts in the egg mixture. Then he will proceed to take a straw and drink it out of her while sticking his finger up her ass.

Yo i gave my girl a Runny Egg, last night it was fun.

Runny Egg by chaseisab*tch February 18, 2021

catch the runny egg

When a man plays with a women’s boobs like a runny egg yolk

Look John is playing a game of catch the runny egg give him some space.

catch the runny egg by Tbean15 January 7, 2018

Runny Egg

An act during sex where the man ejaculates on his partners nipple

I was getting the best head the other day, but my partner hates swallowing my load, so when I was ready to cum, I pulled out and gave him/her a runny egg

Runny Egg by El Pitoso November 19, 2023

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026