egg in a nest

The preferred hairstyle of bald men. Hair is present around the sides and back of the head, but the top is completely smooth. From behind, it closely resembles an egg in a nest.

Your head looks like an egg in a nest.

by menfromearth December 24, 2003

eggs in a nest

When one man gently caresses (or nestles against) another man's testicles with his big bushy beard.

I bet that guy enjoys his eggs in a nest.

by Snowman2017 February 09, 2017

Egg In The Nest

A minor variation to egg in a nest, where an older man whose hair is thinning has a bald (often shiny) slaphead part on the top with a band of hair present around the sides.

The hair is the nest and the skin of the bald head is the egg.

"Mate, you have an egg in the nest"
"Haha, my dad has an egg in the nest"
"I suppose I am just a bit of an egg-in-the-nester."

by Charlie Deacon July 07, 2008

egg in a nest

After a man has been in very cold conditions or if he just has a small penis his penis looks likes an egg in a nest.

I've just been in the sea and it was really cold, my cock looks like an egg in a nest!

by MasterOfWisdom May 20, 2011

egg nesting

The act of rearranging one's testicles by lifting them up and resting them on the thighs, and making a nest shape for comfort.

Why is your hand down your pants? I'm egg nesting.

by Blue Merlin May 18, 2014

Eggs nest

The act of man shaving his testicles but leaving the area around them unshaven.

"Babe you do like my Eggs nest?!"

by Benetrator August 25, 2022