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efecuate 

Verb. To evacuate feces from the body.

A combination of the words evacuate and feec. This contraction, or portmanteau, is often employed to save precious time as the turtle's head makes an appearance.

First coined in northern hemisphere Summer 1999 and commonly used on roadtrips thereafter to communicate urgency. Popular among linguists, the elderly, and efficiency experts.
Employer: Excuse me, where are you going? The job interview is not over yet.
Applicant: Yeah, but I've gotta efecuate.
efecuate by Quanfucius May 6, 2005
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fuckuate 

the term used to describe celebrities moving in and out of a top list of crushes.
Emma Watson, Emma Stone and Natalie Portman are in my top five and the other two fuckuate.
fuckuate by deval January 26, 2013

efactuated 

i am efactuated with him, or, i am too efactuated to do this,or,wow you are so efactuated, ect.
efactuated by Julie July 23, 2004

enfuckulated 

a process by which something interesting, good or straight forward is turned into an unrecognizable mess
'after the design firm was bought by an accounting company the entire team became enfuckulated in processes, rather than doing the work we were winning awards for'

'The british government contract team has been severely enfuckulated by corona virus'
enfuckulated by Tarquin P. Johnstone February 19, 2021

Pre-esuckulate 

To hit a bong before its properly heated and producing smoke.
Friend: Why am I not getting a hit?
Me: Because you pre-esuckulate every time you try to hit it! Wait til it's hot enough!
Pre-esuckulate by GucciMane86 July 29, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019