effart

The act of breaking wind from straining too hard during a workout.

"Dude, I was trying to bench 300 pounds, and I totally busted out an effart."

by Ryan Waddell April 21, 2006

effort post

When a poster on an internet forum writes about their opinion, project, story or otherwise and actually takes the time to properly research, cite sources, and utilize proper diction and grammar, generally as a means to convince, sway, or otherwise argue. Usually the first response is 'tldr'.

"nice effort post bro but seriously no one gives a shit what you think about the free market"

by Samuel B Coxwell June 29, 2014

economical of effort

A clever way of calling someone, including yourself, "lazy".

1: Damn, man, you're so lazy!
2: I'm not lazy, I'm just economical of effort.

by Losyak April 28, 2013

last ditch effort

A final, pathetic attempt to do something when all other possibilities have been exhausted.

As a last ditch effort to become the cool kid and bring down all the jocks that shoved him in his locker and and threw him into piles of horse manure, Gerry turned to UrbanDictionary.com, where he could freely post definitions like "Gerry is da man" and "Joe Sparks is a poop-eating twatfaced loser".

by Nick D August 13, 2004

A for effort

Nice try, but the final product sucks.

Kid: Mom! Dad! Check out this painting I did in class today!
Mom: It looks wonderful son!
Dad: Sigh, A for effort, I suppose.
Mom: Honey, don't be so hard on him, the painting is decent for his age.
Dad: I was talking about us.

by kpmandookid June 23, 2011

effort people

a derogatory term created in the 2000's that efficient and analytical sales people use to describe inefficient moronic sales people that just go go go.

This effort person called me the other day and would't stop talking.

You're not an efficient person, you're an effort person.

God Damn effort people!

by RammieRoundTheWorld September 16, 2020

last bitch effort

noun, potentially a verb last bich ef-fert: That person I met online, hung out with a few times and drops off the face of the Earth. All of a sudden they resurface after a few weeks with an "explanation". Usually with the "I wasn't ready" excuse.

Me:"You know that guy I slept with a few weeks ago and really liked but he decided to hit it and quit it".
Friend: " Yeah"
Me: "Well I finally heard from him yesterday-he said 'I am not really good at this and just not ready for it. It's not fair and I'm sorry'."
Friend: "What the hell does that mean? Why did he even contact you again after you stopped talking to him"
Me: "Not sure, but it was probably just a 'last bitch effort' because there were no other takers either".

by jennib36 August 10, 2015