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efartulation 

A quick series of short farts.

This is mostly in the mindset of how cum shoots out in short, quick successions. The word substitutes "jac" in ejaculation with "fart."
Amy: "Fred, you efartulated in your sleep last night. It was gross!"
Fred: "It was those beans you fixed last night, dear. They give me so much gas, it gave me an efartulation!"
efartulation by ChopChopMasterOnion September 28, 2013
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eflatulation 

What occurs when a man (sometimes a woman) ejaculates and flatulates at the same moment.
Eflatulation is no laughing matter.

pre-eflatulation 

Verb: The fart that comes out before you blow your load over your counterpart's stomach. Resulting in a euphoria of the senses.
Me: "I'm cumming, I'm cumming, (fart/ pre-eflatulation)... Ewwahh... I'm finished, open a window."
pre-eflatulation by JGtaintsweat January 26, 2011

Efagulation 

Jimmy's Efagulation hurt my anus
Efagulation by pussymagnent69 April 9, 2016

external ejactulation 

when you ejactulate into a womans face
after sex you ejactulate into your womans face when she sleeps, this is the act of external ejactulation
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026