eblogulation 

the act of the collective music blog world hyping something to the point of oversaturation

"Yeah I want to check out the new Arcade Fire album but i'm gonna wait until the eblogulation stops."

"OMG Pitchfork just eblogulated over the new Animal Collective single."

eblogulation by Pritan + Krista February 10, 2009

Premature eloculation

Premature eloculation is the what happens when you get in your car, and you reach over to unlock the door for someone, and they try the handle too soon so you have to unlock it again, and they try it too soon again so you have to unlock it yet again. Their repeated attempts to open the the door too soon is known as premature eloculation.

Karen: Would you please give it a second before trying to open the door? That's premature eloculation!

Premature eloculation by AEI January 11, 2008

Premature eflagulation 

When the referee throws a penalty flag and then calls no foul.

Did you see that Apple Cup premature eflagulation? I thought the fans were going to storm the field!

Premature eflagulation by lyonfire December 1, 2019

premature eblockulation

When you think someone has blocked you on iMessage, but it turns out that they were just in the woods without signal, so the message just hasn’t been delivered yet and you realize later that you weren’t blocked like a chud.

I tried to text my girl, who is currently angry at me, when she was out camping and the message didn’t deliver so I thought I got a case of premature eblockulation.

premature eblockulation by Sir Chivalrous August 10, 2026

premature eblockulation

When you think someone has blocked you on iMessage, but it turns out that they were just in the woods without signal, so the message just hasn’t been delivered yet and you realize later that you weren’t blocked like a chud.

I tried to text my girl, who is currently angry at me, when she was out camping and the message didn’t deliver so I thought I got a case of premature eblockulation.

premature eblockulation by Sir Chivalrous August 10, 2026