eating pie  

the best thing u can possibly do in this world

"man that was so cool it was like eating pie "

eating pie by jory zimmerman March 1, 2009

Quadruple Eating pie cake 

A yummy explosion

I want to eat your Quadruple Eating pie cake

Quadruple Eating pie cake by dfghjkoliuytrfdcvhji May 25, 2023

Belgian Pie Eating Contest 

A sexual carnival of sorts in which a gentleman performs oral sex on no fewer than 3 different ladies in the same room no more than a minute apart. Used especially in reference to particularly sloppy oral sex, as an actual pie eating contest generally results in a messy face.

May also refer to a situation in which several men perform oral sex on several women, with or without switching partners.

When the fraternity invited the neighboring sorority over for the first party of the semester, it only took 20 minutes and 2 kegs to turn the living room into a Belgian Pie Eating Contest.

Belgian Pie Eating Contest by Bee-ritt July 16, 2009

Pie Eating Contest 

A lesbian orgy

My girlfriend went to a pie eating contest at the fair, and doesn't like hot dogs any more.

Pie Eating Contest by cloudedview August 1, 2008

pie eating boner jockey 

A girl that loves to rub her shit on a dick and eat it off

"Sherry is such a pie eating boner jockey."

pie eating boner jockey by Dime pussy October 2, 2013

pie-eating contest 

performing oral sex on a menstruating female.

Looks like Johnny's been having a pie-eating contest.

pie-eating contest by sammy dan August 22, 2006

Eating naughty pork pies in the bath 

Bath time botty action with processed meat in the bath

The fetish of inserting processed meat into the rectum, whilst having a bath. E.g. Pepperoni, pork pies, a savaloi or a sausage roll.

"Yeah, I'd definitely say I'm kinky but not OVERLY so. I'm up for eating naughty pork pies in the bath every now and again, but nothing too crazy!"

Eating naughty pork pies in the bath by Mr. Retsbol March 31, 2021