eating pickles

an excuse to hang out with some one and eventually make out with them

I asked her to hang out and she asked what we'd be doing, I didn't want her to know my intentions so I replied, "Eating pickles."

eating pickles by NAKED MAN $$$$$$ May 23, 2011

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that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle

a person who loves spying on people, usually in the gym. this person also loves eating pickles because pickles "sounds funny" and is salty just like when that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle plays video game like overwatch, he always blames the healer for not healing him and always screams when he dies

why is that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle spying on me

that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle by gyfytfdtytyguybuugfdrdsre April 25, 2017

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eating a pickle sandwich

eating the ass of the twitch streamer drsushi86

i'm gonna go eat a pickle sandwich and i also need to add the word being defined so eating a pickle sandwich

eating a pickle sandwich by mmmm_sandwich April 25, 2023

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Pickle eating liar

Someone who eats pickles but say they hate pickles has the same feel as liar liar pants on fire. This term can be used for someone who lies for little thing

You said it was 6!! Its 5:59 you pickle eating liar

Pickle eating liar by The pickle eater December 19, 2022

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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