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eat the salad

Eat the salad is a phrase invented by Donald Trump. He was the first man ever to say this phrase. It is a great phrase. Maybe the greatest phrase ever.

It means “swallow my tired old grey pubes when you go down on me
by George Oh’nile March 13, 2018
mugGet the eat the saladmug.

Go eat a salad

The phrase you say to a fat kid who eats shit everyday.
by LocalFatKid October 27, 2020
mugGet the Go eat a saladmug.

eating fruit salad

friend 1: brad and i were eating fruit salad last night

friend 2: omg you lost your virginity?!
by price chopper January 23, 2014
mugGet the eating fruit saladmug.

next time go eat a salad

Next time go eat a salad is a line that the Scout from Team Fortress 2 says. It insults the Heavy, who is morbidly obese.
by smmr <3 January 13, 2023
mugGet the next time go eat a saladmug.

Eating salad

To eat salad is a code name for French kissing, and getting a tad bit suggestive, but nothing too far (i.e. playing with thighs, doing tiny little moans when separating to breathe...)
Person: holy shit eating salad with you last night was awesome
by Ur Nigerian prince uncle March 15, 2020
mugGet the Eating saladmug.

eat my salad

The action of eating ones butthole.
Come and eat my salad.
by Likdicky625 April 25, 2023
mugGet the eat my saladmug.

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