eat shit and bark at the moon 

1. You're a bitch and not worth my time. Usually in response to an unreasonable request.

Man 1: Can you do my paper for me?
Man 2: Eat shit and bark at the moon.

eat shit and bark at the moon by candorsmayhem October 27, 2007

eat shit and bark at the moon 

An insult spoken to anyone who's done something bad to you or insists on wasting your time after you've asked them not to.

After Ron took my sister on a first date he told me she was a little fat and didn't have much of a personality. I told him to eat shit and bark at the moon and never go near her again.

eat shit and bark at the moon by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 27, 2006