eat my lettuce

1. The act of administering or performing oral sex upon a female.

2. A female requesting one perform oral sex on her

Female: "Frank, I would love it if you would eat my lettuce in bed tonight."

eat my lettuce by James234678900 March 14, 2014

Get merch

Get the eat my lettuce mug.

See more merch

Related Words

eat my lettuce • Eat My Shorts • eat my ass • eat my asshole • Eat my ass Like a Cupcake girl • eat my balls • eat my bullet • EAT MY DUMP • eat my feelings • Eat my shit!