eat my lettuce

1. The act of administering or performing oral sex upon a female.

2. A female requesting one perform oral sex on her

Female: "Frank, I would love it if you would eat my lettuce in bed tonight."

by James234678900 March 04, 2014

fuck trap

A woman who's a bitch in real life but you can't dump her cause she's so damn good in bed.

Tommy needs to grow a pair and dump that fuck trap Kiesha. She's too damn controlling.

by James234678900 March 21, 2014