fuck trap

A woman who's a bitch in real life but you can't dump her cause she's so damn good in bed.
Tommy needs to grow a pair and dump that fuck trap Kiesha. She's too damn controlling.
by James234678900 April 28, 2014
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eat my lettuce

1. The act of administering or performing oral sex upon a female.

2. A female requesting one perform oral sex on her
Female: "Frank, I would love it if you would eat my lettuce in bed tonight."
by James234678900 March 14, 2014
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