eat a w 

Abbreviation of "eat a win."

A modern aphorism used to urge someone to make the most of the present and give little thought to the future. See carpe diem

First used by NFL quarterback Jameis Winston of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in 2017.
Phrase used in response to sports radio host Kyle Bogenschutz mentioning his girlfriend on-air.

That's a W. *licks fingers* Let's eat one. How many people want to eat a W tonight?!

eat a w by Georgia Jimmy Powers April 21, 2018

Go eat a winky waffle

A phrase created to be used as a substitute for swearing at someone. Means basically the same as "fuck off," only it's school-appropriate.

Stupid Person: Hey, let me see your math homework. I didn't finish mine.

You: Dude, no one likes you. Go eat a winky waffle.

Go eat a winky waffle by Lady Monday November 4, 2006

eat a whole bowl of nuts 

Oral sex.

"So what did you guys end up doing last night?"
"Oh, we went back to her place, and she eat a whole bowl of nuts."
*high five*

eat a whole bowl of nuts by Dick Sucky Five Dollaz August 29, 2009

go eat a weiner 

1. To tell one one to screw off in a not so rude manner. 2. A rabdin suggestion when there is nothing to do.

1. Ron you been bugging me all day, go eat a weiner! 2. What is there to do? Ummmmmmmmm..........eat weiners.

go eat a weiner by colin passy April 30, 2003

Eat a banana wit his/her foot 

a way of comparing an african with their monkey counterparts

shes so black, she can eat a banana wit his/her foot

Eat a banana wit his/her foot by rosie3293 January 17, 2009

Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell 

So if you really wanna fye a nigga up you gotta tell the bitch nigga eat dick (A very dirty 1 wit 25 stds) wit his dead motha response might be “she’s alive tho” no nigga she’s dead eat a fukin dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell wit ya big titty auntie and drunk ass uncle dancin gettin in the background tortured by a Nigga wit a spiked dildo BATCH! Batch is also a more disrespectful way of sayin bitch

Hoehay Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell Retarded ass faggot. Yeah shut the fuk up BATCH!

Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell by Real nigga Z December 8, 2022

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it 

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.

Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it by ultrasupernectar2 October 8, 2012