eat a pie or eap is something you say to someone when you don't want to cuss or say, go f*uck yourself.
Joe: Hey I heard that girl Brittany broke a bottle of beer last night on your head! Now I know why you get no girls, cuz your too damn stupid! Bro, I got soooooo many girls!
Jack: Go eat a pie!
Joe: okay...
Jack: Go eat a pie!
Joe: okay...
by Gisele LaFrance November 08, 2016
by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2008
by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019
by Pappichulo23 May 06, 2016
An expression that means the same as "it doesn't matter" or "it makes no difference." Symbolizing little change. You bake a pie, you eat a pie, you have no pie.
Dan, "Hey, didn't you just get gas yesterday?"
Jay, "What are you going to do? Bake a pie, eat a pie."
Jay, "What are you going to do? Bake a pie, eat a pie."
by Squirrely June 18, 2006
by jory zimmerman March 01, 2009
by Triple J April 07, 2005