Eat A Pie

eat a pie or eap is something you say to someone when you don't want to cuss or say, go f*uck yourself.
Joe: Hey I heard that girl Brittany broke a bottle of beer last night on your head! Now I know why you get no girls, cuz your too damn stupid! Bro, I got soooooo many girls!
Jack: Go eat a pie!
Joe: okay...
by Gisele LaFrance November 08, 2016
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eat humble pie

to apologize for and face humiliation for a serious error
It was the governments turn to eat humble pie.
by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2008
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Eat your pie

When the father of the house demands you eat your meat and potato pie or you’ll get the iron belt.
Isaac eat your pie unless you want a taste of this iron belt.
by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019
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eat your pie

When you tell a girl you're gonna eat her pie it means you're gonna eat her out
Aye girl let me eat your pie
by Pappichulo23 May 06, 2016
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bake a pie, eat a pie

An expression that means the same as "it doesn't matter" or "it makes no difference." Symbolizing little change. You bake a pie, you eat a pie, you have no pie.
Dan, "Hey, didn't you just get gas yesterday?"

Jay, "What are you going to do? Bake a pie, eat a pie."
by Squirrely June 18, 2006
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eating pie

the best thing u can possibly do in this world
"man that was so cool it was like eating pie "
by jory zimmerman March 01, 2009
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Eat pie

A suggestion or reply to anything, usually insults...
You are a lard!!!

Eat pie!!!
by Triple J April 07, 2005
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