eat me 

1)oral sex, generally on a female 2)expression of anger or disgust

1)I can never cum from manual stimulation, so I always have Patrick eat me. 2)I told the old bitch to eat me when she cut me off at the light.

eat me by Lisa April 14, 2003

eat me 

1. Oral sex
2. An angry exclamation

1. I told my girlfriend to eat me because, for some stupid-ass reason, I don't like getting blown.
2. Old woman: Don't you dare curse at me boy!
Young guy: Eat me, you stupid old cunt!

eat me by Yak off August 24, 2016

eat me 

An insult, expressing disapproval or disgust.

When the boss told me I was fired, I told him to 'eat me!'

eat me by Jay May 13, 2005

eat me 

A phrase made famous by the 1970's movie Animal House.
The Delta House members converted a 1960's Lincoln in to
a parade float shaped like a cake with the words "Eat Me"
written like frosting across the front.
A phrase often found on etch a sketchs in toy stores.
A greater insult than bite me.

I'm going to spray paint eat me on his car.

eat me by jsd9632 September 27, 2012

Eat me 

Eat me is a type of comeback when someone makes a roast, insult or is annoying in some way to you and when you don't know how to respond you say "eat me" in a really passionate confident voice.

"Dude it's my turn to play Fortnite"

"Eat ME"

Eat me by Gragesdor November 5, 2018

Eat ME 

when you eat someone harder than donkey kong

Dowef eat me hard

Eat ME by paul/goodboy December 9, 2018

eat me 

Telling somebody that they can eat your asshole, as well as an alternate version of telling somebody to go to hell or fuck off.

You want me to pay you eight dollars or you'll shoot me in the leg? Eat me you dumb fuck!

eat me by sw December 20, 2003