eat me

1)oral sex, generally on a female 2)expression of anger or disgust

1)I can never cum from manual stimulation, so I always have Patrick eat me. 2)I told the old bitch to eat me when she cut me off at the light.

by Lisa April 14, 2003

eat me

1. Oral sex
2. An angry exclamation

1. I told my girlfriend to eat me because, for some stupid-ass reason, I don't like getting blown.
2. Old woman: Don't you dare curse at me boy!
Young guy: Eat me, you stupid old cunt!

by Yak off August 24, 2016

eat me

An insult, expressing disapproval or disgust.

When the boss told me I was fired, I told him to 'eat me!'

by Jay May 13, 2005

eat me

A phrase made famous by the 1970's movie Animal House.
The Delta House members converted a 1960's Lincoln in to
a parade float shaped like a cake with the words "Eat Me"
written like frosting across the front.
A phrase often found on etch a sketchs in toy stores.
A greater insult than bite me.

I'm going to spray paint eat me on his car.

by jsd9632 September 27, 2012

eat me

Telling somebody that they can eat your asshole, as well as an alternate version of telling somebody to go to hell or fuck off.

You want me to pay you eight dollars or you'll shoot me in the leg? Eat me you dumb fuck!

by sw December 20, 2003

eat me

more offensive than "bite me"

Counting carbs? No! Eat me!

by Luna Love February 26, 2010

eat me

if you say someone would eat you it means that you highly like that person, and that if they were a cannibal i would let them eat me.

i would let dylan o'brien eat me.

by shiney77 October 01, 2018