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eagle hair by Eagle hair October 30, 2015
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hairy eagle
1)A specimen that has over 6,000 hairs on its upper body, and flies very slow, seeing as though it is so hairy. The hair slows down the eagle's overall airspeed, making it the world's slowest, ugliest, animal...ever
2)Woman who doesn't shave her armpits and therefore never has a date.
2)Woman who doesn't shave her armpits and therefore never has a date.
1) The HAIRY EAGLE flew over me today and took a dump on my face. It was ugly and slow.
2) That chick is a HAIRY EAGLE. She doesn't shave her armpits and I shall therefore not date her.
2) That chick is a HAIRY EAGLE. She doesn't shave her armpits and I shall therefore not date her.
hairy eagle by Severus July 31, 2006
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Hairy Eagle
Official counterpart of the bald eagle and national bird of the United States Disunited, a country whose flag is a white rectangle with seven stars, where each one bears a color of the rainbow. While the bald eagle represents the United States through a neat, perfumed, shaved to the zero aesthetic and the use of a Harley-Davidson motorcycle, the hairy eagle embodies the geeky, promiscuous, and rocker lifestyle of the United States Disunited, characterized by wearing long and greasy hair, consuming alcohol, and using an electric bicycle as its only means of locomotion. Its official slogan is: "Hairy eagle: less aerodynamic, but with more rock and roll".
The bald eagle was waiting at the red light revving the engine of its Harley-Davidson with its feathers perfectly aligned, when the hairy eagle pulled up silently beside it on its electric bicycle, with its long hair disheveled by the wind covering its eyes and holding a can of beer with its right claw; suddenly the light changes, the bald eagle takes off blasting away with a tremendous roar, and the hairy eagle simply takes a sip of its beer and yells: "Enjoy the traffic, baldy!".
Hairy Eagle by Antonio Mendez Pena October 30, 2026
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