Dave was not able to answer the question posed to him at the Skypemeeting because he hade been eSkypeing, in this case meaning being occupied with checking his likes on instagram.
"And what do you think Eve?" The question gets Eve, who has just been engaged in other things (surfing the internet) than listening to what was just said at the Skype meeting to freeze. "Can you repeat the question? I had some bad connection for a while." says the quick-thinking Eve and is soon back on track with what is discussed at the meeting again. Eve thinks "That was close" and that she needs to be more careful about when to engage in eSkypeism.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.