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1. Your e-penis
2. How confident you are online.
3. How much clout you wield (online).
"Yep I got in, I've got a big e-wang."
e-wang by Verdafolio January 15, 2005
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To procrastinate on a task or assignment, often on the day it is due.
I didn't know the bio lab was due today, so I just ewanged it in class.
ewang by Ewang April 14, 2014
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(noun) a nickname for a person who names himself as "Swaggy", which is the exact opposite of what they are. They think they have the entire school at their fingertips while in reality most people have given up on trying to tell them the reality because they often deny the real truth. Because they are so egoistic, they think they can do anything (including stealing people's stuff) and "conversing" with their friends. When faced with a challenge they have no chance at (since they are unsuccessful at practically everything), they come up with an excuse (such as being challenged to a 1v1 and pretending the game crashed when they are about to lose) and distract the person with random stuff that makes no sense such as repeatedly playing Fetty Wap's Trap Queen. In essence, they are self-centered, pretentious, drama queens.
When EWang was about to lose his Pokemon game, he closed the game and made a big fuss about how his new computer was terrible and needed to be fixed.
EWang by DarkPrelateMohandar May 10, 2016
a persons digital penis size
often refering to storage or processor speed
"i have a bigger ewang then you"
ewang by BeStRaFe October 8, 2005

Ewangasm 

To orgasm while listening to Ewan McGregor sing, listening to him talk, or just seeing him.
I started watching Moulin Rouge, and it was just one ewangasm after another! He makes me feel SO GOOD.
Ewangasm by lovelylola November 30, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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