ewang 

To procrastinate on a task or assignment, often on the day it is due.

I didn't know the bio lab was due today, so I just ewanged it in class.

ewang by Ewang April 14, 2014

EWang 

(noun) a nickname for a person who names himself as "Swaggy", which is the exact opposite of what they are. They think they have the entire school at their fingertips while in reality most people have given up on trying to tell them the reality because they often deny the real truth. Because they are so egoistic, they think they can do anything (including stealing people's stuff) and "conversing" with their friends. When faced with a challenge they have no chance at (since they are unsuccessful at practically everything), they come up with an excuse (such as being challenged to a 1v1 and pretending the game crashed when they are about to lose) and distract the person with random stuff that makes no sense such as repeatedly playing Fetty Wap's Trap Queen. In essence, they are self-centered, pretentious, drama queens.

When EWang was about to lose his Pokemon game, he closed the game and made a big fuss about how his new computer was terrible and needed to be fixed.

EWang by DarkPrelateMohandar May 10, 2016

ewang 

a persons digital penis size
often refering to storage or processor speed

"i have a bigger ewang then you"

ewang by BeStRaFe October 8, 2005

Neon Genesis Evangelion 

A psychological mind fuck disguised as a typical 90's mecha anime.

"Neon Genesis Evangelion ruined my sanity."

Neon Genesis Evangelion by AristocratsOfEvil May 28, 2018

Evangelion 

A anime that somehow makes people afterwards instantly depressed and into cum jokes.

Sam: Oh my god Evangelion is so sad, I am so depressed right now
Tony: Who the fuck cares Sam

Evangelion by theons April 25, 2021

Evangeline 

Evangeline is a outgoing girl who always puts her friends first. She has interest in most things, from Xbox, makeup and drawring,she likes it all! She is a very emotional person but doesn't show it to anyone. She is very shy when you first meet her, but once you gain her trust she will break out and become a funny, amazing person. Evangeline is a must need in any friend group, she will always try her best to cheer you up. Evangeline can sometimes be short-tempered but her friends can always make her smiley again. Always make friends with an Evangeline. Evangeline normally shortens to Evie.

Evangeline is a funny, amazing person

Evangeline by Ruby Miller November 24, 2018

evangelene 

Evangelene is a very funny person also a little bit wierd, she has a lot of friends but some she keeps closer then others. Evangelene loves watching movies but loves food more. She is beautiful and kind and tends to hide her feeling with a smile, evangelene is a great friend who will be there when you need her. She is very loving and loyal but she is stubborn if you know an evangelene don't let her go it will be one of your greatest mistakes in life. Evangelene Is caring sensitive and needs reassurance that you wont leave her when times are rough,evangelene will say she is fine when she is not and she will use any excuse not to talk about her feelings. If you know an evangelene your one lucky person

Evangelene is a little crazy but loves food

evangelene by Friend2424 May 20, 2020