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The thing dm and alice does all the time
aw dang dm and alice are having e sex again i guess they will be dead all day
e sex by personexisting0 November 22, 2022
The act of sexual intercourse usually through Discord, and Snapchat

the people who usually engage in e-sex are e-boys and e-girls, some even making a fortune out of it
Hey Kanye, u tryina hop on da VC and... u know... maybe have some e-sex?
e-sex by Rukey023 February 2, 2020
Two people masturbating on the phone wether through voice call or FaceTime. Kinda like sexting.

It’s normal if you don’t live that close to your partner and haven’t seen them in a while.

It’s definitely weird if you’re a minor and a 19yr old on discord moaning into a mic and calling each other weird pet names like pup and kitten. Pls get a life and stop dating ppl across the world. Discord relations don last 9/10 anyways…
“Me and my bf had E-sex last night.. can’t wait to see him again and do the real thing”
E-Sex by Mommy chulo February 18, 2022
Well......... Someone fucking another person on a discord call! 👍

Only hoes do this. If you do this get help please.
fahg: e-sex uwu
treneey: no... Die fag
e-sex by uhfischl August 25, 2021
The act in which two very close lovers mate through a private call and moan weirdly into their mics. This form of sexual intercourse is free from STD's and has a pregnancy rate of 0%., therefore, no condoms are needed during this time.
"Hey, wanna join a private call and have e-sex."
"Sure, what we doing e-doggy."
e-sex by JT mad cute July 17, 2021
Having or watching sexual intercourse in a chat room while others are chatting. Usually between a much older man and a angry adolescent. Or even vice versa.
So i totally was in this chat room talking to this one girl when all of a sudden i read someone losing their virginit over the chat. So i asked her what the hell she was doing and she repied "e-sex".
e-sex by itchinbitchin December 9, 2008
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