dysin 

a kind strong person that will do anything to help someone in need will always care for you no mater what circumstances and he will always have a big dick no matter what but he wont brag about it.

you are so kind dysin thank you for helping me with my anxiety

dysin by boi u know me Gucci January 10, 2018

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.

You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker by LEGENDARY068 March 15, 2021

disinterneted 

To lose ones internet connection.

The individual was happily lost in webland when abruptly they became disinterneted.

disinterneted by jpg3 November 5, 2011

Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone 

A portmanteau of the words Thanatophobia (fear of death) and monophobia (fear of aloneness).
Coined by Lemmino in the video Top Ten Facts - Death

Person: "Dude, I'm so afraid of dying alone... What if nobody comes to my funeral?"
Other Person: "You must have Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone"

Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone by wankbadger September 14, 2017

Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

Spite Dying

When you decide to DIE if someone touches your mule bits

IF YOU TOUCH MY MULE BITS I WILL START SPITE DYING

Spite Dying by Poggers_ January 18, 2021

dyingfood 

A Married man in the 21st Century that commentates on very important social issues concerning simps and recruit difficulty females. He is very intelligent and some may even consider him a "Birdman 2.0" Even though Dyingfood is an active supporter of the National Anthem "Hoes mad" while Birdman isnt.

Chris: Yo dude! I was just watching your video yesterday!
Dyingfood: Good shit alpha, Just make sure you watch till the end so you are not a bitch.

dyingfood by Hammur October 29, 2020