A woman that exhibits all the outward characteristics of a lesbian, such as short hair, curt speech and masculine clothing, but is actually heterosexual.
Hey dude, see that carpet muncher over there? She just brushed me off.
No man, that's no carpet muncher, she's a dyke-alike. Looks like a dyke on the outside, hetero on the inside.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'