Duderuses

Noun. The mystical reproductive organ that some women believe men to have, esp. those who need some time with the girls

"Hey, girl! Forget him! Uteruses before duderuses!"

Duderuses by Macievelli October 20, 2016

uteruses before duderuses 

Like chicks before dicks but better.

There's this boy i like, met him at the food court, he has hair like gretsky and he does jumps on his skateboard. Hope he asks me out, except I do not before my best friend likes him aswell and as we know. Uteruses before duderuses

uteruses before duderuses by Nostrils4dayz January 4, 2017

duderus 

A male uterus

If boys had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

duderus by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

Duderus 

A uterus which is incapable of producing female offspring.

She had so many sons her duderus was like a circus clown car.

Duderus by Dr Phlebas May 30, 2016

Duderus 

When boys have a uterus

"If boys had uteruses, they'd be called duderuses"

Duderus by D-Monkey May 9, 2018

duderus 

a male uterus

God my duderus hurts, most be on my period. His male uterus hurts.

duderus by Toxic Masculinity May 7, 2019

duderus 

pronounced DOOD-erus. Synonym for a gay man's asshole. Much the same as man-pussy, butt-cunt, mangina, boygina, etc.

Because of all the fucking last night, my duderus sure was raw this morning.

duderus by boltman December 21, 2007