dutch mouth

When a person types English with spelling that looks more Dutch than it does English.

Person 1: Aeyy wut r yu doenn todae
Person 2: Wow, you have a serious case of dutch mouth.

by Trerry October 11, 2015

Dutch Mouthbreather

When someone uses their mouth to inhale gaseous fecal particulate from partners chocolate starfish.

Remi is truly a Dutch Mouthbreather sommelier - he picked up hints of white truffle and corn from my fart.

by Buford C Cabhash April 22, 2022

dutch-mother

a term defined as being a deuche mother, deuche being commonly misspelled by stupid children, hence has been converted to dutch, and mother as in mother fucker

John-HA i raped your sister last night

Bill: STFU john, you are such a dutch-mother

or

Brendan: I fucking hate that kid

Jacob: Yeah, he is such a dutch mother

by sprinkles7897 December 6, 2009