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dusty poot

jordan o'dell is a dusty poot
dusty poot by niggerlover6664 March 13, 2014

Poo Dust 

The dust-like faecal matter/resiude that ends up on the toilet seat when someone careless wipes their butt without due care and attention. Shows up worst of all on white toilet seats. And when someone wipes standing up.
Babe, when you leave the toilet please can you check to see you haven't left any poo dust or skidders?!
Poo Dust by Alilbutt November 29, 2010

Poo dust 

Fecal matter residue left near the opening and linings of the anus that was not properly wiped off and has thus solidified. These poo particles can remain for days and are often only expelled through showering or through farting which causes these particles to explode in small clouds of dust, leading to the term "poo dust."
(Friend to roomate) I just farted and I'm pretty sure the last remnants of my poo dust have now evaporated.
Poo dust by Mitch Mathers April 20, 2009

Poo Dust 

The dust of faecal matter that sprays down ones leg when they are loosey goosey and not wearing underwear therefore spreading poo dust around.
When the fart is so powerful you can taste the poo dust.
Poo Dust by Smasher99 January 27, 2020

poo dust 

i asked if anyone wanted to smell my poo dust
poo dust by bensont July 2, 2006

David Goggins In Duty Poop II 

A Rare film only few could possibly ever see. The story of a triumphant story of a man who "Stays Hard"(Questionable???) while running 100 Miles to take "The Shit of a Life Time." A Mission not even Shia LaBeouf could complete.
Tyler: "Hey Caleb, Have You Seen Q Today?"

Caleb: "Oh Q? He's in the bathroom playing David Goggins In Duty Poop II.

I told him not to eat that week old burrito last night."

Q:(Yelling from a distant) STAY HARD!!!
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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