dust cock 

when something is so dusty (usually a car) that you just HAVE to draw a cock on it with your finger.

"i got dust cocked last night at 7/11. it was tragic."

dust cock by jayjoob June 27, 2012

cock dust 

1. Detritus on and around the penis and testicles caused by not showering or bathing.

2. A completely unnecessary and unwanted thing or person.

1. She unveiled his throbbing manhood only to see it was covered with cock dust.

2. He was a complete idiot, ruining the whole plan. Total cock dust.

cock dust by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel July 20, 2008

dustcock 

A penis-shaped insignia, inscribed onto a dust-covered motor vehicle using one's finger.

Let's draw a dustcock on Basil's car!

dustcock by 2bli2 February 29, 2008

Dustcock 

The drawing of a classic text book-style penis graphic onto a dust-laiden motor vehicle. Usually done by hand using the forefinger or middle finger.

* That car is so filthy, someone has drawn dustcocks all over it!

* I need to wash my car, its so dirty, someone has dustcocked the bonnet

Dustcock by Jonez CoId March 3, 2008

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016