dust cock

when something is so dusty (usually a car) that you just HAVE to draw a cock on it with your finger.

"i got dust cocked last night at 7/11. it was tragic."

by jayjoob June 27, 2012

cock dust

1. Detritus on and around the penis and testicles caused by not showering or bathing.

2. A completely unnecessary and unwanted thing or person.

1. She unveiled his throbbing manhood only to see it was covered with cock dust.

2. He was a complete idiot, ruining the whole plan. Total cock dust.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel July 20, 2008

dustcock

A penis-shaped insignia, inscribed onto a dust-covered motor vehicle using one's finger.

Let's draw a dustcock on Basil's car!

by 2bli2 February 29, 2008

Dustcock

The drawing of a classic text book-style penis graphic onto a dust-laiden motor vehicle. Usually done by hand using the forefinger or middle finger.

* That car is so filthy, someone has drawn dustcocks all over it!

* I need to wash my car, its so dirty, someone has dustcocked the bonnet

by Jonez CoId March 3, 2008