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dushe bag 

kevin, you're such a freakin' dushe bag!
dushe bag by christin budziszewski October 17, 2003
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dushe bag 

a bag u shove up your cunt to clean it . mainly for old crusty pussies
crystal lewis need a giant dushe bag to clean that nasty ass cunt!
dushe bag by porn man September 19, 2003

dushe bag 

a bag used to clean ones vagina after sex
Dude that was such good sex but i have to go clean my self with a dushe bag
dushe bag by frank oharis November 7, 2003

dushe bag 

u stick this thing up ur choosie and then squeeze...it is normally for older women who need a cleaning in their vagina
i stuck the dushe bag up my ass before reading the instructions.
dushe bag by keri June 14, 2003
Historically known as an insturment of cleanliness bestowed upon a dirrty peice of female genitalia, modernly considered a large scale insult bestowed upon the kind of person that would rather eat shit than do something with meaning
Byron would not agree to video tape his sister getting into the shower in the morning even though the rest of his friends thought she was hot; he is a duche bag
duche bag by Ryan December 11, 2003
Corruption of 'douche bag' used by the illiterate (and corrected here by the snarky elitist).
"Those douche bags write 'duche bag' and spell 'cunt' with a k," sighed the chagrined old woman, "No wonder society is going straight to fucking hell."
duche bag by Trendy Wendy November 14, 2004
A person who finds the need to update their facebook status with stupid shit found on a web site writen for duche bags.
I know that duche bag, hes on face book.
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B)
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A)
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B)
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