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dirty hurty 

A 'dirty hurty' is when a person applies faecal matter to a coarse piece of sandpaper (preferably 60 grit) and then goes on to use it as a masturbatory device. the rest is up to the imagination.
"Man, that was a pretty hectic dirty hurty i gave myself last night."
dirty hurty by DirtyHurty69 May 13, 2016

dirty hurricane 

When you shit in someone's mouth and stir it around with your cock
My gf was being a bitch last night so i gave her a dirty hurricane.
dirty hurricane by Rocketman2019 September 21, 2016

Dirty-Hurty 

The elegant act of using sandpaper to wipe your ass, then proceeding to wrap the shit-covered sandpaper around your dick and using it as a condom.
"I gave her a right-old dirty-hurty last night"

Dirty Hurricane 

The act of shitting in a washing machine before starting the cycle with a full load of clothes (top loaders only)
"My roommate dumped my wet clothes out of the washing machine and into the dirty laundry hamper before putting their's in, so I gave em' the ol Dirty Hurricane"
Dirty Hurricane by MalkChowder December 19, 2018

Dirty hurley 

When a womans vagina smells like a dumpster but you hit it anyways and can still smell it the next day at work.
Guy 1 dude did you go fishing or something before work? Guy 2 nah i just pulled a dirty hurley last night here smell my hand. Guy 1 omg bro that smells like a fish markets dumpster.
Dirty hurley by Scottydddddd April 25, 2023

hurfy durfy

A person who not only lacks all intelligence but strives to show that in daily activities, sometimes unintentionally a total idiot. Can also be called a Hurfy/Durfy or pulling a Durfy.
"Do we have to invite him he is such a Hurfy Durfy."

"I know he is Hurfy, but he is not that bad."

"You are pulling such a Durfy."