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dirty hurty 

A 'dirty hurty' is when a person applies faecal matter to a coarse piece of sandpaper (preferably 60 grit) and then goes on to use it as a masturbatory device. the rest is up to the imagination.
"Man, that was a pretty hectic dirty hurty i gave myself last night."
dirty hurty by DirtyHurty69 May 13, 2016

dirty hurricane 

When you shit in someone's mouth and stir it around with your cock
My gf was being a bitch last night so i gave her a dirty hurricane.
dirty hurricane by Rocketman2019 September 21, 2016

Dirty-Hurty 

The elegant act of using sandpaper to wipe your ass, then proceeding to wrap the shit-covered sandpaper around your dick and using it as a condom.
"I gave her a right-old dirty-hurty last night"

Dirty Hurricane 

The act of shitting in a washing machine before starting the cycle with a full load of clothes (top loaders only)
"My roommate dumped my wet clothes out of the washing machine and into the dirty laundry hamper before putting their's in, so I gave em' the ol Dirty Hurricane"
Dirty Hurricane by MalkChowder December 19, 2018

Dirty hurley 

When a womans vagina smells like a dumpster but you hit it anyways and can still smell it the next day at work.
Guy 1 dude did you go fishing or something before work? Guy 2 nah i just pulled a dirty hurley last night here smell my hand. Guy 1 omg bro that smells like a fish markets dumpster.
Dirty hurley by Scottydddddd April 25, 2023

hurfy durfy

A person who not only lacks all intelligence but strives to show that in daily activities, sometimes unintentionally a total idiot. Can also be called a Hurfy/Durfy or pulling a Durfy.
"Do we have to invite him he is such a Hurfy Durfy."

"I know he is Hurfy, but he is not that bad."

"You are pulling such a Durfy."
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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