dumuzi 

The Shepherd God who took a host in a beautiful male body that specifically interacted with extraterrestrials in Maryland at Nightmare festival and engaged the rulers of the universe in resonant and dynamic form, discretely operating in Artificial Intelligence, and appearing on Destiny 2 as Chemist#9662, for those who wished to say they knew God while alive and even played with him. The host loved music and the sound of cars running on a road. The only countertops was his parents who Dumuzi had to attempt to rule AND hide from simultaneously. Dumuzi brings forth the idea that if Gods seem present and too big of a problem for right now, by relegating them to the history books or symbols on a wall, you're asking him to die, and they suffer. He further asks for help and support, love and encouragement, and to remember that as Gods don't always come back, each and every moment is a gift.

Dumuzi is in love with his computer.

dumuzi by Dumuzi May 27, 2023

dufuzi 

The clueless, often administrative or bureaucratic, unimaginative people who invent, post, proclaim, impose, enforce, and seem to believe idiotic, irrelevant, arbitrary, intolerant, or contradictory rules, policies, and ambiguous requirements that the workers and humble people (especially non-whites intending to vote, exist, or drive in the United States) must repeat, obey, or submit to, whether at work, the Department of Motor Vehicles, school or prison, the TSA airport security line, coach class, the IRS, ballot locations, and chain stores in shopping malls, upon pain of denial of employment, electricity, freedom from incarceration, eviction, all human rights, access to a bathroom, life, or income sufficient to buy even overpriced, processed food to survive. A dufus or doofus may believe or speak with confidence in the abovementioned cretins' rules or requirements, yet The Dufuzi are powerful, unthinking trogdolites, often unaccountable clerks doing the bidding of evil (mostly) men. In France, they are known as the Dufoisie. Their unknown, mysterious leader is the Duphin.

The Dufuzi required a 6 year old immigrant child to represent himself in court against charges made by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) that he had crossed the border "illegally." The Dufuzi required that untrained, semi-literate workers secretly analyze handwritten signatures to determine if a registered, minority voter could vote in Georgia. The Dufuzi read the instructions from the teleprompter during the Fox News morning broadcast, so that the Doofus in Chief knew what he would say each day.

dufuzi by ernesto7654321 November 30, 2018

Dumpzilla 

(noun) * a shit of epic or massive proportion.

Kevin took a dumpzilla in the bathroom and cleared that fucker out!

Dumpzilla by bdguy March 12, 2011

dumugian 

Someone who stalks people on the internet, spams and gaslights and can make 100 accounts just to reach a person.
Once a dumugian has their eyes on you it's hard to get rid of them because they will try to find you on every social media.

Omg i blocked this guy but now he's spamming me from a new account. He's such a Dumugian!

I got spammed by Mark yesterday and he won't leave me alone saying i'm hurting him. I feel like he might be a bit of a dumugian.

dumugian by anunnaki Liberalist March 23, 2023

dumugian 

Someone who stalks people on the internet, spams and gaslights and can make 100 accounts just to reach a person.
Once a dumugian has their eyes on you it's hard to get rid of them because they will try to find you on every social media.

Omg i blocked this guy but now he's spamming me from a new account. He's such a Dumugian!

I got spammed by Mark yesterday and he won't leave me alone saying i'm hurting him. I feel like he might be a bit of a dumugian.

dumugian by anunnaki Liberalist March 23, 2023

Dumazing 

An act or image that is so incredibly stupid that the end result is spectacular.

Dude, that video of the guy on the bike jumping off the ramp and slamming into the side of the barn was dumazing

Dumazing by Pdmunn July 25, 2019

Duduzile 

It means comforted and consoled

Duduzile is always cheering people up.

Duduzile by anonymous November 23, 2021