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Dumblefuck 

Adj. Verb. Noun. To, or the process of, being copulated or sodomized by Dumbledore. To be dumblefucked is to be sexually intimate with an elderly wizard who is a gentle lover. Grammatically flexible as in Fuck. Not to be confused with Dumbfuck.
Orign, English.
Ophelia: I am going to Dumblefuck you Tawny. Tawny: Shut up, you dumblefuck. Lance: DUMBLEFUCK! I just stubbed my toe.
Loveless: You are such a Dumblefuck.
Dumblefuck by Scarlett6 April 17, 2009
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Dumblefuck 

My stepfather; an extremely stupid, oblivious, and arrogant person. See dufubitch.
Man, my stepfather is such a dumblefuck!
Dumblefuck by RumpleForeskin3046 January 2, 2009

Dumblefuck 

Noun:
To be a total screw up to the point that you can get nothing right not even the basic daily events of your life.
Dominyk was once a capable working but lately he's been a real dumblefuck, not being able to clean his own room.

Dumblefuck 

The act of sex wearing a wizard robe and huge fake beard screaming did you put your name on the goblet of fire, not in any way asking calmly ala the books.
My partner has a Very Specific Kink, they require me to Dumblefuck them nightly.

Dumblefuck 

Nickname for Donald Trump.
Mueller is on the hunt for Dumblefuck and his minions.

dumblefuck 

a dumblefuck is someone stupid
whats up dumblefuck
dumblefuck by sploogemankid December 7, 2021

Dumbfuckian 

When someone does something too stupid to ignore . A Fucktard . Idiots .a dumb fuck .
What a dumbfuckian .
Dumbfuckian by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020
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