dumbledism

Dumbledism is the art of believing in a world where only wizards exist and that death is the passage that transports you to the wizarding world of Harry Potter.

The Dumbledists preach their god Dumbledore and their Queen J.K. Rowling. They seek a universe without any trace of You-Know-Who.

"We solemnly swear that we're up to no good. Always, until the very end." Thus is the Dumbledism's motto.

dumbledism by Dobby Is Free May 11, 2016

dumbledick

1)The dick, or penis, or male genitalia, of Sir Albus Dumbledore of the Harry Potter book series or Harry Potter movies. Rumored to be over 7.6 inches in length (non-erect).

2)Used to describe someone who believes they are always correct and know everything when it is obvious they don't.

1)"My god that kid has such a dumbledick!"

2)"Stop being such a dumbledick! You're wrong!"

dumbledick by Sean Mc. May 9, 2008

Dumbledildore 

The alternative universe to Harry Potter s dumbledore where the students ride around on huge dildos instead of broomsticks.

Dumbledildore rubs me the right way!

Dumbledildore by 4realazitgits April 22, 2021