dumber than a bag of hammers
when your cousin buford says somethin' REAL dumb and you turn to him tell 'im, "buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."
dumber than a bag of hammers by rammymolnar May 14, 2020
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DUMBER THAN A BAG OF HAMMERS
When someone does or says something that either dosen't make sence or is just plan and down right stupid
DUMBER THAN A BAG OF HAMMERS by NETTLES August 28, 2007
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Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers
"My neighbor's chihuahua bothered me, so when they were on vacation I absconded with it, anesthesized it, removed the offending throat organ, and bribed the housesitter to keep her mouth shut. Now it is dumber than a bag of hammers and my neighbors are slightly puzzled."
Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers by UDPseudonym001 May 3, 2020
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