A piece of shit that smells like shit. If you walk and trip over a shit, it may be a Dumb Dude. A Dumb Dude can be found in a tall tower dedicated to people considered 'Darwinian losers' who worry about their gene pool facing extinction. Can commonly be mistaken for a Blobfish. This type of shit can smell bad and is considered by the dictionary to be emotionally unavailable. It smells so bad that birds can die from heat exposure from miles away in Connnecticut. This results in global warming because it changes the temperature from the pressure of this type of mass. A Dumb Dude also lies and gaslights their stuffed animals because of everything that makes them insecure. After a club outing a Dumb Dude is known for having a Kirby which it takes home to perform oral surgery.
Guy 1: Bruhh, I ate spicy food, and when it came out, it reminded me of Dumb Dude.
Guy 2: Fuck bruhh, whyza smell so bad righhnow?
(Massive Shit on the sidewalk outside Panorama Tower a.k.a Dumb Dude): Obbahh no, ohhhnaka no, roon ehhweey! ugh! asgh. Ariana Arfiana Musafita Musafa MOOOO PAH!
*1814.37kg kilos of weight is about to change the Earth's temperature.*
*Lizzo drops from the sky on Iran*
2 years later...
Girl 4: I thought a Dumb Dude was the reddish exposed privates of a dog?
Guy 1: Everyone knows that bitch.
Guy 2: I took a pill someone gave me in a bar.
Guy 2: Fuck bruhh, whyza smell so bad righhnow?
(Massive Shit on the sidewalk outside Panorama Tower a.k.a Dumb Dude): Obbahh no, ohhhnaka no, roon ehhweey! ugh! asgh. Ariana Arfiana Musafita Musafa MOOOO PAH!
*1814.37kg kilos of weight is about to change the Earth's temperature.*
*Lizzo drops from the sky on Iran*
2 years later...
Girl 4: I thought a Dumb Dude was the reddish exposed privates of a dog?
Guy 1: Everyone knows that bitch.
Guy 2: I took a pill someone gave me in a bar.
by Ziuratcacfita September 9, 2023